Bored with Brexit? Cream-crackered at the thought of Christmas?
Treat yourself to a New Year break in Scotland at The Five Turrets, the glamorous new holiday home in the Scottish Borders.
This is our new video. It features our son in a variety of poses over the years and he's probably going to have views about that when he sees it, so if you fancy a New Year getaway, use the discount code towards the end of the video to book it today. Before he gets his hands on us...